Should've glued a penny to the bottom of the pool.
The Nazis filled the pool with semen and forced the Jews to bathe in it. When the women got pregnant they replaced the babies with frozen turkeys and used the babies as soccer balls. I know this because my grandmother survived being gassed 9 times by sucking the air out of the assholes of the other Jews. She escaped the camp and was adopted by a pack of wolves.
Word had it one of them got water up their nose, literally suffocating them
I date you to post this to reddit's TIL even with a matter of fact title.
But, there was no lifeguards.
OY VEY ITS ANOTHER HOLOCAUST
Di-hydrogen monoxide is fucking scary bro.
Looks pretty gross, but not too dissimilar to the pool my school used to make us use when on camp in the 80s.
They were pretty fucking thoughtful
You have it all wrong,. That's the roller coaster of death and they went through the water so fast their skin fell off for the lamp shades. German engineering.
Come on. You already knew.
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