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[–] 2 pts

Cheaper and quicker than an ambulance.

[–] 1 pt

I never use the ambulance. I just let god decide my fate right there on the pavement

[–] 0 pt

That's a good way to die from covid. Have you at least set up a will for your collection of dick pictures?

[–] 1 pt

One ambulance company has actually set up a service to help dispatch Uber/Lyft/taxi for non-ambulance transports.

You are a loser if you drive for Lyft or Uber or if you use them for transportation. Losers transporting losers.

[–] 2 pts

I know people who drive for Uber or Lyft, and why they ever would is beyond me. You would have to be absolutely desperate for a job to drive for Uber or Lyft.

[–] 1 pt

I drive for Uber. I used to rape my passengers. I’m so good looking that I got five star reviews from all of them.

[–] 0 pt

I used them the other day to pick my car up from the shop

[–] 0 pt

Because I have insurance an ambulance ride is $50. Uber is about $40. Not much better and they don't have any drugs or medical equipment.

In other news, Uber driver delivers healthy twins... demands double tip from mother.

[–] 0 pt

When you work with the public, you kinda take it as it comes.

It's just part of the job.

[–] 1 pt

When it comes to the public I have incredibly low expectations and I usually get less than that