Fagfart.
That's a pretty good name to call someone.
-In a Blue city shithole somewhere:
"You-You have to wear a maaaaaassssskkk OMGGGGG!!!"
Go ahead and arrest me, Fagfart. I ain't masking up.
It was a productive day, I'm outta here!
It was a productive day, I'm outta here!
Fagfart.
That's a pretty good name to call someone.
-In a Blue city shithole somewhere:
*"You-You have to wear a maaaaaassssskkk OMGGGGG!!!"*
Go ahead and arrest me, Fagfart. I ain't masking up.
Call em a leaky fagfart if they really pissed you off!
Call em a leaky fagfart if they really pissed you off!
The most jarring post title I've seen in a long time.
The most jarring post title I've seen in a long time.
There was some old post on here about kids getting in trouble in school because their fart jokes were deemed offensive to gays. I guess this is the connection?
There was some old post on here about kids getting in trouble in school because their fart jokes were deemed offensive to gays. I guess this is the connection?
Would it be devastating to learn that sometimes a pussy will fart if a dick is rammed in (or yanked out) too fast? And should I have told you to sit down before mentioning that? Oopsie!
Would it be devastating to learn that sometimes a pussy will fart if a dick is rammed in (or yanked out) too fast? And should I have told you to sit down before mentioning that? Oopsie!
And then the fag shits the jizz into the other fags mouth
And then the fag shits the jizz into the other fags mouth
Why did you learn that.
Why did you learn that.
I supplied the link.
I supplied the link.
But why
But why
Because when I am supplied with information I... LEARN. I really don't see what is so difficult to understand for you.
Because when I am supplied with information I... LEARN.
I really don't see what is so difficult to understand for you.
You clenched, didn't you?
You clenched, didn't you?
First time getting pegged? Eventually you'll always be silent.
First time getting pegged? Eventually you'll always be silent.
Every true gay man knows that you pull a partial vacuum on the butthole before inserting the fuck-rod to avoid post-buggery flatulence. This can either be done orally or using a device designed to preserve wine. Using more powerful laboratory/industrial vacuum pumps is discouraged due o the danger of prolapse. Unless your fella is into that, then go for it.
Every true gay man knows that you pull a partial vacuum on the butthole before inserting the fuck-rod to avoid post-buggery flatulence. This can either be done orally or using a device designed to preserve wine. Using more powerful laboratory/industrial vacuum pumps is discouraged due o the danger of prolapse. Unless your fella is into that, then go for it.
We need a new sub for posts like this
We need a new sub for posts like this /s/TodayIDidntWantToLearn
Fag.
Fag.
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