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  • tax writeoff
[–] • 1 pt

Neat, I'll have a beekeeper install some hives and I'll mark myself down for agiculture writeoff too.

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If you do it right, you probably can.

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Makes sense; a sanctuary for non existent birds needs non existent funding.

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Maybe I can use that to set up a bird sanctuary and get gubmint to stop everyone in the neighborhood from building shit endangering muh sanctuary.

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Birds aren’t real. Tax write offs are.

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Sure, I can see the case—after all, the denizens are offering free food, a protected environment, and doing their best to keep out the riff-raff. Sounds a lot like a sanctuary to me! Add a few rules, a regular feeding schedule, and the occasional territorial dispute, and you’ve got a pretty convincing micro-wildlife preserve hanging outside your window.

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My cats have set up a hunting blind near my bird feeder. I guess they learned that from my bow hunting days...