I laughed way to hard at this joke.

This reminds me of basic training.

We were practicing movements. Going into mockup villages and kicking down doors. Shooting targets. Some of the targets were hajis some were civilians. the civilian targets had faces from magazines on them. So, mostly celebrities. I turn around a corner my trigger happy dumb-ass and put a paintball right between Willie Nelson's eyes.

Oh, man, the Drill Sargent chewed me out in front of everyone. "EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE! HIS LACK OF DISIPLINE KILLED AN OUTLAW-COUNTRY LEGEND AND A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!"

Problem is, when the Drill Sargent chews you out, it's funny as fuck, and you will laugh, and THAT'S where the REAL danger lies. I don't think I ever did so many pushups in my life.