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[–] • 6 pts

I identify as a walking miracle.

My chicken truly is miraculous.

[–] • 2 pts

My rooster is something to cluck about at least that's what the hens tell me.

[–] • 0 pt

Congratulations! How many have enjoyed your rooster?

[–] • 1 pt

Roughly a dozen

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Lol . Yes, I have heard of your world famous chicken. You are a legend in the food industry.

[–] • 1 pt

Thank you! Free dinner for you!

[–] • 3 pts

Incorrect. I wash my hands, which counts as sanitization.

Which still makes me better than the average mask-breather.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

And smarter also. Soap kills 100% of any virus on your body.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm a mechanic and I only wash my hands after I eat nlgi 2 grease.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

If it were a pandemic we wouldn't require constant reminders that we're in a pandemic.

[–] • 0 pt

We need to be reminded or we'll forget it exists.

[–] • 2 pts

Are the cemeteries full? If not, then it's not a pandemic.

[–] • 2 pts

In genuinely dangerous viral outbreaks you don’t really need laws to force people to remain indoors, they do it of their own volition due to their own perception of the risk. When you do order people to remain indoors the levels of compliance seem to correlate strongly with the perceived risk (e.g. compliance was very high in northern Italy in early 2020 as their death rates were very high, compliance has been poor in Ireland where people generally don’t feel there is much risk). “Bring out your asymptomatic and mildly ill” will never have the same impact as “bring out your dead.”

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Exactly. This plandemic has really highlighted the idiots in our society. As for asymptomatic spread of covid, see link.

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/asymptomatic-transmission-of-covid-19-didnt-occur-at-all-study-of-10-million-finds

[–] • 2 pts

They also don't go outside or have friends.

So theres that.

[–] • 1 pt

I would disagree. 400 of us packed into a club for live music 3 weeks ago, and did it again last night.

[–] • 0 pt

So you were inside with a bunch of people you don't know?

...hmmmm

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

I know ~50 of them. I know what least 15 of them look like naked.

[–] • 1 pt

more than half the truck drivers would be dead as well, but yet we have food on our shelves

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I don't know which media you are talking about but the case fatality rate of covid-19 is about 2%. So it isn't a miracle that about 98% of the conspiracy theorists survive.