We'll do it tomorrow. We promise, just vote for us!

Sigh, I'll still vote for the bastards because they are more favorable than the other bastards. But, they are still lying bastards.

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing. But to appease you frothing-at-the-mouth plebs, we will send some low-level patsy to jail for a long time over some tenuous charge of minor criminal acts. Are you happy now, goyim?

As long as they include themselves.

The old bastard will die of old age before they get thru a trial and lock him behind bars.