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LOTR is gay. I liked The Hobbit book, but The Lord of the Rings book and movie both put me to sleep.

If Amazon is going to make it, it's going to be even more gay. Your fandom's time has come to get more gayed.

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I never liked Lord of the Rings, but I can understand why people are so butt hurt. To many people of my generation Lord of the Rings was like Harry Potter is today.

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There is a hidden history, in LoTR, and you don't have to read between the lines, that much.

Harry Potter is just total trash.

Robert E Howard's Conan is still the best sword and sorcery fiction ever written.

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I just watched Conan on a whim for the first time sense I was like 12 catching it on Encore.

Are you telling me there is a book and it has some depth?

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I had a similar experience with the books when I was young. I loved the Hobbit, but I couldn't get past the Fellowship because it was too boring. I tried reading them again later and it was much better. Just skip the Tom Bombadil section, it's long and stupid and goes absolutely nowhere.

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I liked that Tom Bombadil shit. He will be a giant nigger on Amazon. Guarantee they don't cut that chance.

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This product only exists if you allow it in.

The guy that's about to shit needs a large nose and a little hat to be more accurate.

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I know so many folks desperate for this to be good. I really like reminding them that deep down, thy know it's going to be absolute garbage before the opening credit roll.

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