Would, after marriage of course

ol' joan of arc junior

Just walk away. Those Renfaire and SCAdian girls are all psycho. They live in fantasy worlds and ride the cock carousel because they hate who they really are and are trying to be someone else they can never be. I've never met a SCAdian who wasn't fucked up in the head.

First date to go reclaim the holy land.

This is funny because she’s a bee keeper.