"That wasn't a riot." - Journo "Motherfucker, were *you* there?" - Police Chief "No." - Journo "A mob was throwing bricks at our heads." - Police Chief "So it was a protest, until you threatened them." - Journo "No, they came to our headquarters. It was just a riot." - Police Chief "Don't call it that." - Journo Tomorrow's headline: **"In a racially tone-deaf statement, Minneapolis police chief slanders peaceful protestors as 'rioters'."** "Guess we get to riot again." - Blacks in Minneapolis "Hey, hey, you get to *protest* again. There might be law enforcers there, you should bring more bricks of peace." - Journos "Police chief, you must step down." - ADL "No. I've done my job for this city for 30 years." - Police Chief "Mr. Police Chief, we're asking you to step down." - Three Female City Officials Next Day's Headline: **"Minneapolis Police Chief Resigns Amid Scandal Over Racist Remarks."** "This is a day to celebrate victory for all victims of racism." - Journos "Go rob those white people. Beat they asses." - Blacks in Minneapolis *two weeks later* "Hey, can we get some law enforcement in this town? We can't even run a business." - Whites in Minneapolis "Anti-semitic much?" - ADL "No, but we can't keep our doors open if we can't keep our customers safe, or if we keep getting robbed twice weekly." - Whites "Continued racism from whites is worsening crime rates in Minneapolis. We are still far from the victory of equality." - Journos "Didn't you say firing me was some big victory? When is enough, enough?" - Police Chief (signing divorce papers, 11 beers deep) *rubbing hands* - ADL "Fellow whites, do better. Be less supremacist and you won't get robbed." - Kathy Liberal Next Day's Headline: **"Minneapolis woman, Kathy Liberal, is raped by 6 youths and set on fire."** "Still, more tragic consequences of white supremacy. Whatever you do, do not let this be a reason to think racially." - Journo Talking Head "We need a new police chief to get a handle on this mess." - Whites in Minneapolis "We've elected Shequanda Williams as new police chief." - Three Female City Officials *whites begin moving out of Minneapolis* "If you're fleeing Minneapolis as a white person, you're the reason Minneapolis is declining." - Journos "The situation in Minneapolis is evidence of this nation's and this government's complete lack of concern for minorities." - ADL Next Day's Headline: **" 'I'll be investing $20 billion in tax payer stimulus to help Minneapolis', says Joe Biden."** *two weeks later* NBC Special: **"How police chief, Shequanda Williams's, investment saavy afforded her a $1.4 million dollar house. Interview with Cardi B at 8 p.m."** "You on your grind, girl. Female power. You ain't no broke bitch." - Cardi B "I love Cardi B." - Kathy Liberal's Daughter

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