What languages were collapsed? It's the same ten things written in 8 different languages / two per pillar.
Time to make our own guidestone, with just one word:
Minecraft.
In June 1979, a man using the pseudonym Robert C. Christian approached the Elberton Granite Finishing Company on behalf of "a small group of loyal Americans", and commissioned the structure. Christian explained that the stones would function as a compass, calendar, and clock, and should be capable of "withstanding catastrophic events".
"withstanding catastrophic events".
FAIL!
All Right! About time. Annihilate their symbols.
Good.
Now pay attention and follow the money when they try to clean it up and repair it.
The mayor happens to know a guy.
Couldn't some engineers make some long range catapults to knock these down and be nearly undetectable?
LULZ
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