Nobody killed Osama. Fucking guy died of kidney failure a few months into the invasion of Afghanistan. His body was on ice for a decade.
This is true, but trying to convince the team guys who killed the imposter is impossible.
The guy who took credit is hated by the rest of them. They all shot him in the face specifically so no one person took credit. His name is now on "the rock of shame" that the team guys keep. Jesse Ventura is also on the rock of shame.
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