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[–] • 11 pts

Well then, the meat shortage has fixed itself!

[–] • 4 pts

"Meat's back on the menu, boys!"

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

It's the UK. I smell Ma'am flesh.

[–] • 1 pt

"Praise the Lord! Ain't God good?"

[–] • 1 pt

Fuck. Dropped in to make this joke. Have an upgoat.

[–] • 0 pt

Black plague rats. Just what the jews ordered.

[+] [deleted] • 3 pts
[–] • 2 pts

No proof of rabbit sized rats....

[–] • 2 pts

Meh, the English invented the terrier.

They have rat parties in England.

[–] • 5 pts

then they imported a bunch on muslims who hate fucking dogs, look what they have now rats. you cant make this shit up

[–] • 3 pts

No doubt black plague is next.

That'll weed out the Muslims.

[–] • 1 pt

Didn't I see an 80s horror movie about this? What was it called ... Night of the Lepus I think it was.

I checked. It came out in 1972.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

It's alright lads, we're just gonna call em something posh and gay like escargot, then before you know it you'll all be schlepping round London with your latest bit of fanny being forced to chow down on British rat meat or risk looking like some dumb fucking uncultured redneck pussy.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

The Queen is dead, long live the Rat King!

[–] • 0 pt

Didn't that already happen back in 1070?