—But Officer, I didn’t know.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Take your pants off and place them in the faraday cage.
—It’s cold out and I don’t have anything else to wear.
Turn around and put your hands behind your back. You are under arrest for indecent exposure. You’re on the sex offender registry now. Nobody steals from Ralph Lauren on my watch.
—But Officer, I didn’t know.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Take your pants off and place them in the faraday cage.
—It’s cold out and I don’t have anything else to wear.
Turn around and put your hands behind your back. You are under arrest for indecent exposure. You’re on the sex offender registry now. Nobody steals from Ralph Lauren on my watch.
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