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So privileged one has to fake it to be from another race

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Congratulations! You learned a valuable skill in this new world order: fakery. Since everything is fake, faking college applications is your first exam.

I don't need to remind you we have fake gender, money, news, healthcare, politicians, voting, education, history, food and on and on.

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In a corrupt system, corruption becomes a survival skill.

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Fauxcahontas was a pioneer in this tactic.

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Put down negro, and you get Pell grants. Entire full ride at many schools, plus spare change on the side.

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Learned my lesson. I should have claimed my 1/16 Native American blood on my college paperwork. Lost out the athletic scholarship to a black man. I was the better athlete, according to both the offensive coordinator and the head coach. But they "had quotas" and a "white guy" can't really get their athletic scholarships.

Little did I know I could have played the "Native American" card. Because in the oppression olympics, Native Americans are more oppressed than black people.

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Good for them. Fight fire with fire.