One did and one didn’t.

Children go through two phases, the first one involves Santa and free gifts as rewards for being good boys and girls. They outgrow it and learn it was a fun little prank that everyone enjoys. The ones that don’t grow out of this childhood Santa Claus? Well they embrace their new fantasy Santa called Karl Marx.

well... yeah. i called him dad. RIP.

Did you fucking just assume Santa and Karl's gender? That could be a fake beard asshole! And... EVERYTHING is free! You hear of bailouts and welfare? We work when we walk to the bank or grocery store or fill out our democrat government forms. We can't pay for things! I am in my safe spaces most of the time because everyone is so toxic. Are you a nazi or something??? Alright.. Where in the FUCK is my miniature pug chihuahua blend. I need my anxiety animal you fascist!!! Give me my free fucking money NOW!!

• every liberal leftist

I’m still getting over the fact that ‘fear grimace’ actually exists.