It only seems like a paradox in our world full of evil white supremacist thinking. In ClownWorld, contradictions don't exist. Mental gymnastics serve as facts. Pithy catch phrases like follow the science act as clues that you can't dispute the strawman rhetoric and so it goes. Only evil white supremacists continue to go against this paradigm and therefore we need to be vaccinated.

Jews sell to both sides of the supposed conflict

Fixed that for you.