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What is this new creature, and why won't it stop talking?

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When Adam got Eve pregnant he probably tricked her so he could get away from his former paradise. Women are hard to handle with modern technology but this was literally a parable about the beginning of mankind. Imagine her period months and crying and whining all of the time with absolutely no toiletries, medication or personal space. It would be absolutely infuriating. I'm surprised Adam didn't commit suicide.

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Actually, Adam was a biologist. He was kind of a jack of all trades, due to lack of competition.

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Adam was smarter than the nignog, unqualified SCOTUS pick. She doesn't know what a woman is and she has a vagina, uterus, breasts and entered menopause. Adam was just puzzled by his strange hormonal creature with no lack of common sense and was probably mad about getting knocked unconscious by a magical force, waking up, having no rib and Eve was suddenly there.

LMAO

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Why does Adam have a belly button?

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Hey God, how do I make this new creature shut the fuck up? I can't even find a volume control! WTF? God!