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There's enough illness out there that finding cures would be incredibly profitable.

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My vet does this

Makes us take our dog in for a check-up to get refills

Jacks up the drug prices so we order online. Then they call us back to tell us they've lowered the prices again.

What is this? A negotiation?

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Plot twist:

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Keep you just sick enough to still work

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The goyim must stay dependent but productive.

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Can confirm. I have emphysema. Theyve done a greaat job giving me a panoply of drugs (dont honestly use them), but all they do is cure the symptom. Doctors then lie to you, saying you can live 35 - 40 years with a stage 4 terminal illness. Yeah, im calling bull on that one.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die! There was an old lady who swallowed a bird; How absurd to swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat; Imagine that! She swallowed a cat!

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady that swallowed a dog; What a hog, to swallow a dog!

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat; She just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow; I don't know how she swallowed a cow!

She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse;

...She's dead, of course!

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they 'cure' the symptoms, not the disease.

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Wow, it's almost as if healthcare shouldn't be run as a for-profit business...

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But it isn't. It's run as a governmentally protected mega-corp monopoly.