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You don't get court martialed for losing a rifle, you just get yelled at and everyone has to stop what their doing and look for it until they find it, even if it takes days.

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And if it still can't be found, the soldier has to pay for it, up to a certain amount. The amount is capped for enlisted men.

There's no cap for officers, though. You reeeeally don't want to lose an expensive piece of equipment you've signed for.

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"MAJOR, WHY THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK ARE YOU A HOWITZER SHORT?"

"uh yeah sir about that...."

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Yeah, they'll get their money if it comes to it.

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man those fuckers are lucky they dont work at mobil refineries in australia.

protip - if you cant find your work pushbike at a refinery

try looking up

if you still cant find it

look further up

and god help you if you park a work vehicle in a way that blocks other vehicles in a process unit. forklifts tend to solve those problems.

the keys for those forklifts suddenly disappear when the vehicle needs to be removed from its new parking space.

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There are no bigger cucked-out pussies than soldiers. No matter how corrupt the orders, they wont do the obvious.

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what do generals get when they leave equipment behind

promoted to secretary of defence

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I find it hard to believe that's a rule these days in our fucking retarded millitary. More like court martial led if a male soldier doesn't wear his tampon in his ass when his female officer is wearing hers to show unity or if they don't suck enough dick in a month they get court martialled