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I would have told Hitler to "leave (((Russia))) alone for couple years more", change encryption codes more, and to really not trust the Jews, and maybe actually have a real Final Solution, since the Jews will make up stories.

What would you tell Hitler?

I would have told Hitler to *"leave (((Russia))) alone for couple years more"*, change encryption codes more, and to really not trust the Jews, and maybe actually have a real Final Solution, since the Jews will make up stories. What would you tell Hitler?

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Plus this comic is old - its been around for years.

Adolf, don't worry about Russia for now, British Mandated Palestine is right there for the taking. Blitzkrieg it and offer all the jews safe passage as a gesture of goodwill. There's nothing a jew hates more than owing a favour.

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British Mandated Palestine

You are confusing. Hitler spent a LOT of money to buy Israel for the jews to use.

It made England and USA so angry that many years after WW2 ended UK and USA refused to recognize the nation Hitler created : Israel.

Hitler paid to set it up for the Jews starting in 25 August 1933. Its well documented. Lots of treaties and agreements are on the internet. : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement

Jews love owing favors... they never honor their debts, or thank benefactors.

Then I would have encouraged him to have pursued the matter with a little more vim and vigor. Thanks for the link, I remembered there was some agreements but wasn't clear on all the details. A homeland for jews seems the obvious solution to the problem we are experiencing in the west as we are subjected to the unwanted creep of globalist communism, itself (in my view) originating in talmudic Judaism. I recall Churchill described the situation as arising from a battle between global Zionism and national Zionism. Hitler obviously preferred the national option and should have been more forceful during the window of opportunity. Everybody would have been happier with the outcome.

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"I bet they'd love it in Madagascar a whole lot more!"

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its really funny on both sides of the spectrum. since he went back to just clap for hitler it means he didnt change anything so the left would theoretically love that, and having people agree with nationalism gets the right. very neutral and well made comic

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"Adolf, even Aryan supermen need protection from the cold, our cooperative spirit has brought you the best winter protection that mankind has ever seen. Make sure your men use it"

"Hey Adolf, when invading Russia, come as liberators. The common Russian is a victim of communism, not its perpetrator. From them you can raise up additional armies and crush the Soviets before winter."

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Tell him the whole story, basically we need to prepare better at normandy in secret, the plans to bomb his heavy water facilities, the ruskies actions in poland, the allies target dresden with a firebombing campaign starting a wars long campaign of targeting civilians. The americans will develop two nuclear bombs by 1945, a homosexual in Britain cracks enigma by creating a protocomputer, kikes invent the holocaust anyway so killing them would be healthy, The U.S. baits an attack on her navy at pearl harbor by the japs, gets more than they bargained for and due to being in total war production mode crank out double their lost ships in no time all so they join the war in europe and the pacific, tell japan to consolidate instead of fighting america. Make clear Mussolini's incompetence and how the italians as a people have not all embraced him and that the war reaching them will crumble his support. I can point out which research projects failed so money can go other places light arms tactics resultant from the development of mp40 and stg will make a huge difference, optical sights are a force multiplier. What propaganda will demoralize their enemies and encourage troops to fight harder. Fighting into russia is wise but the italian's need for reinforcements will sabotage the invasions timing and cause massive failure, the commies have men but lack resources. If we can't meet a deadline in russia we lay mines along our whole retreat and burn everything the russians didn't.

At the outset of the war we drop prophetic demoralization at dunkirk and tell them we will destroy every man on that beach who doesn't surrender to the german forces. We lay down a vision of peace with europe and the west purged of jewish influences with the alternative being a jewish domination and the kalergi plan the root of jews exterminating the amaleks and the vision of low IQ savages being given greater rights in all our lands, state supported homosexuality and transgenderism as occured in berlin under jewish rule and educate the allies on the communist revolution in 1919 that failed and inspired the german people to fight back. Send copies of these leaflets to all nations and their political leaders and obviously use flight time calculation to strike the beach blind during the fog blanket, and use the same methodology to reliably strike London at night after Dunkirk. Every man who survives by surrender will be given a speech by me telling them of the future their victory would bring and then be asked to swear loyalty to the european race and go and tell this story all except the time travel bits.

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I chuckle every time. Yep, pretty much same.