They were arguing about the benefits of halal for mankind obviously!, Totally not a rip off of the Jewish kosher system at all!.

That policeman(said with a snigger) couldn't even throw a punch lol.

Sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher in Hindi.

I know a couple of words, specifically "pan chod". It mean sister fucker and the cop says it quite a bit. "Teri pan" means your sister, which he also says alot.