![More than 100 passengers a year fly to Austria when they meant to fly to Australia. So Salzburg Airport has a special counter for them. [568x285 - 187KB]](https://pic8.co/sh/LEra01.png){kind=link}
Idiocracy was prophecy.
Idiocracy was prophecy.
They should add a picture of Jim Carey with a bowl cut and chipped tooth saying "G'day mate. Throw another shrimp on the barbie"
They should add a picture of Jim Carey with a bowl cut and chipped tooth saying "G'day mate. Throw another shrimp on the barbie"
I was thinking more of throwing them into a moat of crocodiles myself. Not many people see it my way, tho.
I was thinking more of throwing them into a moat of crocodiles myself. Not many people see it my way, tho.
I don't think Austria has a climate that is conducive to keep crocodiles alive in a moat, it would be a terrible waste after hauling them all the way there from the closest source of crocodiles which is probably the Nile.
I don't think Austria has a climate that is conducive to keep crocodiles alive in a moat, it would be a terrible waste after hauling them all the way there from the closest source of crocodiles which is probably the Nile.
I'm not cruel, we'll keep the crocodiles inside in a nice climate controlled area.
I'm not cruel, we'll keep the crocodiles inside in a nice climate controlled area.
Then there's the dumb bastards that went down under instead of Vienna wandering around Ayer's Rock thinking, "These Alps don't look anything like the pictures in those brochures."
Then there's the dumb bastards that went down under instead of Vienna wandering around Ayer's Rock thinking, "These Alps don't look anything like the pictures in those brochures."
Good mistake to make though. Salzburg is magical.
Good mistake to make though. Salzburg is magical.
Would absolutely rather hit Austria instead of Australia.
Would absolutely rather hit Austria instead of Australia.
Good grief. This is right up there with the girl who got accepted at Miami University, only to find out the one she applied to is in Ohio. This is our future, folks.
Good grief. This is right up there with the girl who got accepted at Miami University, only to find out the one she applied to is in Ohio. This is our future, folks.
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