Private Smith "Sir, Russian direct energy attacks gave me an upset tummy and the sniffles!"
4 Star trans General "Goddammned Russians!" *shakes limp wristed fist
I wonder if the reporter knows that a flashlight is a "directed energy" device? They need to be more specific when making allegations that such a device is causing flu-like symptoms.
5G
Ah, now we are getting those futuristic headlines i was promised as a kid. Pity its so fucking gay though.
They sure it had nothing to do with getting tainted meat at the local market? or dicking the local slut? nah, gotta be Russians!
It is not Russia. It is Israel. They do this all the time. They really do need better strategies now.
I would look at the vaccines first.
Never heard of a radio that gives you the flu before.
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