When I reached majority I moved away from my hometown to a state that is as close to true 2A as still exists, that has no rules whatsoever regarding homeschooling and that has a very timid CPS.

I don't pretend to believe that my wife is some sort of hardened warrior but she knows how to wield the weapons we have at our disposal and she would die bloody before she let our children be taken against our will under any pretense. There's a large bag of 000 buckshot on her nightstand.

Also, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FATHER!? Public "servants" need to become afraid.

Isn't the state compassionate. But hey, you have nothing to hide, no one is interested in you or your family, you've done nothing wrong. No need to worry.