Blah, blah, what about the glue? Sounds like some good stuff.
Blah, blah, what about the glue? Sounds like some good stuff.
A jackhammer? An ice scraper or flat shovel would fix that problem in about two seconds. Guaranteed the protester wouldn't try it a second time.
A jackhammer?
An ice scraper or flat shovel would fix that problem in about two seconds.
Guaranteed the protester wouldn't try it a second time.
Less expensive to the taxpayers to give the protestor a hatchet and wait 127 hours.
Less expensive to the taxpayers to give the protestor a hatchet and wait 127 hours.
This is dumb - just set up a traffic barricade and leave them there.
This is dumb - just set up a traffic barricade and leave them there.
Then they'll just form a humanoid chain. Just rip them up and give them some bandages, for them to self apply of course.
Alternatively, build a fire shockingly close to them to help melt the glue.
Then they'll just form a humanoid chain. Just rip them up and give them some bandages, for them to self apply of course.
Alternatively, build a fire shockingly close to them to help melt the glue.
Also forcibly cut off all their clothing and leave them - any human chain gets the FAFO road user treatment.
Also forcibly cut off all their clothing and leave them - any human chain gets the FAFO road user treatment.
Profoundly stupid, just cut it off
Profoundly stupid, just cut it off
Not if you cut off the hand.
Not if you cut off the hand.
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