Pff

This is rookie stuff. For the record, I won the intarwebs twice already, and I can tell you with an absolute certainty that this chart is a jewish trap

"Tier 7" entry 10: "Jews forced to be in power"

Of course...

See what they did here? Subliminal claim of victim status... That's right, cries out in pain as he strikes you...

Every. Single. Time.

All gay.

I'm Tier 88 - Hitler was right \o

Cthulu isn't on that list.

Self-burying hoses?

I've got some reading to do it seems.

I knew at least one thing in each section, but I had no idea how many conspiracy theories I've never even heard of; most of the list it turns out.

One health benefit of cigarette smoking is actually two-in-one! What is a cigarette? It's a thing you burn. How do you kill things? You burn them! If the only air you breath first passes through the cherry of a cigarette, you can literally not get Covid and die. But that's just stage one. What's the other part of the cigarette? The part you don't light, unless you've been drinking too much? Right, the filter. Stage two. Even if somehow some sick bastard's coughed spittle boils it's way through the cherry and the viral load comes out unscathed, that's at least an inch of what I assume is fiberglass infused with chemicals that can stop fire. Fire! Viruses are killed by fire, so they have no chance. Plus I'm pretty sure I heard they have Vitamin C in them and stuff.

It’s pretty wild how easy it is to see stuff below me on the list and call it crazy, then remember how five years ago I was higher on the list and called everything below me crazy.

Who knows?