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She's going to look silly when she's 49 and working the counter at the Dollar Store.

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My first two thoughts were the

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Built in life preservers?

Eww though, if not a tiny bit practical were she to live close to water.

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Miss red account

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As would I...with a fucking pipe if she got anywhere near me.

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Imagine the silicone splatter

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yeah, but would you marry it? I wouldn't.