if you dont have at least 1 truck to run to the hardware store, you're poor or a woman.

If you have a sports car, youre probably rich or stupid.

Yhe old men would kinda hate a car like that. The newer me appreciates all cars now. Big, small, fast, and slow. Each car has its ups and downs and heres the real pill thats hard for some to swallow. A real man drives whatever the fuck he wants.

I'm over six feet. No way I'm fitting in that shit.