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The average time it takes to cremate a body is from one to three hours, although it can take over five hours. An average body of 150 pounds in a cardboard container averages about two hours. After the cremation, you are left with three to seven pounds of remains that are pasty and white colored.

Sounds like that thing can handle up to 12 bodies a day running 24 hours, assuming you can keep it fueled. That thing isn't hiding any bodies, at best it'll be able to roast a bear for a block party.

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If only Hitler had these.

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I think you mean "if only Putin had the lost super-oven technologies of the evil Nazis, maybe he too could turn millions to ash in no time."

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100% KNEW this shit was fake.

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Let's waste our precious resources that can decide if we win or loose the war on burning useless carcasses. Sure.