Lefties are neurotic faggots and state media is lies.

PTSD

Oh it's true - let me tell you what happened to me.

In these covid times, well, times are tough all over I guess... I try to do what I can to help.

So I joined one of those "College girls need sugar daddies" online groups... the ones where you give the poor college girls some money, eh?

So I'm with her in the bar and I'm telling her woke jokes to break the ice.

"Why did the white guy cross the road, eh?" "Honk Honk!"

And that's when I saw it right there. Her hands literally started shaking, and her whole face froze, her eyes glazed over in a thousand yard stare.

I grabbed both her hands with my own and pulled her close to me.

"Oh, I'm so sorry... I didn't know... You were in Ottawa eh?"

Then I wrapped my arms around her so she could have a good cry on my shoulder.

I rocked her there, gently back and forth.

"Shh shh my dear don't worry... they are gone now. They can't get back into the city"

Daddy's girls with honk issues are so hot.