This is still the funniest shit I have ever heard in my life.

They are [Pakistani spies](https://policetribune.com/dhs-impersonators-who-gave-gifts-to-secret-service-agents-claim-ties-to-pakistani-intelligence/) just like [the Awan Brothers](https://www.shiftfrequency.com/awan-brothers-scandal-data-leaks/) Pakistan's Intelligence is friendly with Iran's muslim mullahs.