America to israel: *"Hey israel, ol' buddy, here's 38.8 billion dollars for free. Here's another 20 billion for your wall. Here's another 25 billion dollars worth of missiles and anti-missile missiles to defend your borders. Here's another 10 billion for your healthcare. What the hell... here's another 10 billion for your free college programs. Oh, and here's the schematics for our advanced stealth fighters, nuclear submarines and intercontinental ballistic missiles. You already stole I mean aquired nukes, right? (Rosenburg). I know you have plans to kill everybody on earth if it looks like you're losing a war (Samson Option), but rest assured, even if the United States crumbles into dust, we will remain committed to the state of israel."* ...*"now, would you mind sending some of those missiles we gave you to support the jewish puppet government in Ukraine?"* israel to America: "Fuck you."