9-1-1, what's your emergency?
I need . uh ha, ha ha ha.
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
*I need [TP for my bung hole](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Jocsq8p3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg). uh ha, ha ha ha.*
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
I need . uh ha, ha ha ha.
But the state led me to believe I'm not responsible for anything except paying taxes.
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