Look, I dont mean to be corny but it truly is horrible that her life was shucked away like that. Even if there is a kernel of truth to suggest she was a self-hating NPC. Honestly I felt like a husk of my former self when I first read the gruesome details of her death. The worst part (aside from being sodomized to death by a stalker with a corn cob) was how this story was essentially canned by the mainstream media.. I couldn't even believe that her dad tried to butter it all up by saying that her life was worth losing for tasty food.
A maizing.
Speaking of, I hope the corn cob was buttered up first.
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