San Francisco city water chemist found guilty of adding pheromones to tap water to ‘turn population gay’. Forgot to add a 'fabulous' oufit!

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Bain was forced to admit in court he had lowered the thresholds for levels of pesticides and pheromones allowed in the city’s tap water by up to 4000% on his work shifts because he believed “they made people turn gay.”

So pesticides and pheromones makes someone gay?

“There is nothing wrong with being gay and if I can help our community thrive and be more numerous I think it makes the city more enjoyable for all”

He knows people being poisoned makes people gay and that is not wrong? The only people who find it "more enjoyable" is homosexuals.

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I wonder how the lgbtq community feels about what this faggot did?

But al least now they know why they're mental, so it might be a win/win for them.

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...you all know that that site is satire, right?

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Other news sites are covering it.

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Alex Jones frothing at the mouth.... "I TOLD YOU !!!"

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"Eildreich Bunderberg, who was previously a professor at Munich’s Department of Chemistry during the 1990s, became famous for his studies on the effects of pheromones on the sexual orientation of frogs."

Alex Jones warned us about gay frogs.

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>Bain was forced to admit in court he had lowered the thresholds for levels of pesticides and pheromones allowed in the city’s tap water by up to 4000% on his work shifts because he believed “they made people turn gay.

Wouldn't lowering the threshold of allowable X mean less X would be allowed? Like, can't have more than 80ppm VS can't have more than 40ppm would mean less right? I'm confused, I know they are trying to say he allowed more of the shit in, but the wording is all wrong to me.