How much dis iz yo?

Hunnid dawlliz niggaaaaa!

Hunnid dawliz?!

Diddai stutta maaafaaakaa?!

How bat I buy the plastic wrappin foe fiteen cent?

Nigga gitcho broke ass dufuxup outta hurrrrrr!

UPDATE: At publishing time, the newly relaunched Hundred Dollar Tree was forced to rename itself to Thousand Dollar Tree.