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Have you ever sat on a toilet with the lid down, expecting to poop but nearly crush your nuts?
That's why bathrooms have lights and you look before you sit down. https://pic8.co/sh/zMIU9S.jpg

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

OWWWW, quit making me visualize nuts flattening, makes me cringe just thinking of it.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Can't say I have. I don't usually shit in the middle of the night.

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That's why bathrooms have lights and you look before you sit down.

No. Lights are for niggers. I use echolocation.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Had the shits so bad and ran from my bedroom with knees together "GUY" and dropped my pajama bottoms and sat, seat was up and I instantly leaned forward so the rim was using my thighs to balance on so it's not a death sentence and I never hit water just cold cold rim of toilet.

I also would not have made it if I noticed the seat and put it down first so it all worked out for the best and I got this nice story as a consolation prize. :)

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I disagree with this contention on both sides. 1 - not hard to put it down 2 - not hard to put it up

HOWEVER; 3 - putting it down is more correct than not as 100% of women sit, so 50% of the population and x% of men need to shit of the remaining 50%, so greater than 50% of the time it's logically correct to put it down.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

If by that common core math logic and wymnx telling us to "man up!"

They should now "be a women" and put the seat down themselves.

Because equity.

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If that's common core to you then you're aretard. 100 people, 50 male 50 female Seat down for all 50 female bathroom users = W Seat down for some nonzero percent of the 50 male bathroom users = M M + N > 50