The reason Leftists say the Bee is "not funny" is because they're angered at the plagiarism. The Babylon Bee is simply taking the headlines the Leftists have planned for next month and running them.

no symptoms

So covid?

sounds like its the vaccine

Yeah. I've had that variant for several months. I think I will survive.

do not give even more idiotic ideas to (((them)))

I've had that twice, now. I hope I have enough natural immunity so I don't have to get another booster.