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Planned Parenthood Hires Long-Range Snipers To Perform Abortions In Red States

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Joe Biden Invites Brandon To The White House To Congratulate Him For His Success

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Biden Removed From White House After Biting Aide

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Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout

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Biden Invites Group Of Kids To White House To See If His Sense Of Smell Has Returned

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Kid Suspended For Being In Possession Of History Book With U.S. Flag On Cover

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Congressional Republicans Say They're Working Hard To Figure Out How To Squander The Next Two Years

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Do We Need A National White Guilt Day?

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FBI Seizes Jaiden's Backpack In Predawn Raid

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FBI Determines Abraham Lincoln Killed Himself

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Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender

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'Oops, We Meant To Say UP,' Explains FBI After Months Of Saying Crime Is Down

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Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Wears Clothes And Doesn’t Swing Sex Toys Around

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Walmart Is Giving Out One Free Ham To Anyone Who Can Outrun Their Security

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Furious Gavin Newsom Bans A.I. Images After Getting Tricked Into Thinking Pic Of Trump As A Mer-Man Was Real

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Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Willing To Promote Any US Government Cause In Exchange For $34 Million

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Kim Jong-Un Panics After Returning To North Korea To Find Country’s Populace Has Escaped

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AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers

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Ukraine Museums Desperately Working To Preserve Priceless Hunter Biden Paintings

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CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils

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Gay Americans Starting To Wish Straight People Would Chill Out About Pride Month

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Gavin Newsom Tries To Woo Californians Back By Disguising State As Texas

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Psaki Says High Gas Prices Are Good Because Americans Will Be Forced To Drive Greener Flintstones Cars |

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January 6 Witnesses Given Emmy Awards For Outstanding Performances

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White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Be Patriotic On The 4th Of July Are Due By Friday

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