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White man who contributed exponentially more to the human race than the rest. As we do.

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guess his time was up

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It's ironic. He could give others time, but not himself.

-The tragedy of Darth David L. Mills

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ntpdate[23447]: Can't adjust the time of day: Operation not permitted

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What if he programmed all the clocks to die when he did? That would have been funny as hell. Imagine the chaos. (I realize this isn't realistic, just a joke)

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I thought he was black..

Well, blacks invented all of existence apparently, so they invented him, and thus invented NTP too. So in essence, he was black.

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bless him for the endless LULZ DDOS amplification attacks that specific protocol gave to all of us internet weirdos over the years.