ELZ-R-BUB-1.5 managed to improve efficiency in her work for Field Data Collection by 10% by employing her infantile siamese twin clone attached to her hip to hold tools while she did her work clearing up areas for data collection after catastrophic user error. Such ingenious use of her handicap supplied by over medicated clone vat staff greatly impressed and she has been promoted.
Future trouble shooters with her in her team should aspire to use their weaknesses to improve their efficiency on par. Her conjoined twin will also be a great addition to the team and in no way randomly has childish fits that might disrupt the teams work. In honour of ELZ-R-BUB-1.5, anyone increasing their efficiency will receive a bonus 2 credits for the next months income. Anyone failing to so will lose 50.
ELZ-R-BUB-1.5 managed to improve efficiency in her work for Field Data Collection by 10% by employing her infantile siamese twin clone attached to her hip to hold tools while she did her work clearing up areas for data collection after catastrophic user error. Such ingenious use of her handicap supplied by over medicated clone vat staff greatly impressed and she has been promoted.
Future trouble shooters with her in her team should aspire to use their weaknesses to improve their efficiency on par. Her conjoined twin will also be a great addition to the team and in no way randomly has childish fits that might disrupt the teams work. In honour of ELZ-R-BUB-1.5, anyone increasing their efficiency will receive a bonus 2 credits for the next months income. Anyone failing to so will lose 50.
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