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Here we go, we will probably have a few hours downtime to push a thoroughly tested update. This update should bring significant performance improvements. Here we go.

Enjoy Poalr bears and bear with us while we make this upgrade.

Here we go, we will probably have a few hours downtime to push a thoroughly tested update. This update should bring significant performance improvements. Here we go. Enjoy Poalr bears and bear with us while we make this upgrade.

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[–] • 4 pts

What's in the update?

[–] • 2 pts

I'll submit a changelog when we're done.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

You going to fix the broken ass login?

[–] • 3 pts

Yeah I'll remove all the javascript from it.

[–] • 0 pt

Can you tell me about Israels Nuclear weapons?

[–] • 1 pt

It's well-known that Israel has hundreds of nukes ready to be launched.

[–] • 0 pt

I can, Israel has nuclear weapons, what else would you like to know? Not that I'm an expert on the subject.

[–] • 0 pt

The new update stole my bike!

[–] • 0 pt

It performs fine as is.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Are you trying to monitor everyone and shadow ban people with this new update? Are you collecting metrics to be sold on the black market for deep state enablers? What are you up to here?

[–] • 3 pts

We already are behind your basement's door.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Ohh shi-! runs away

Wait a minute, you were joking! I don't even have a basement.

[–] • 3 pts

Well see here is the thing... LOOK BEHIND YOU!

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

Nope, not falling for that one! Who do you think I am?

Stupid?

[–] • 2 pts

Really just look behind you.