Ex-Lax, in a Hershey's wrapper. Try it on him.
I really just try to stay the fuck away from him. If it ever got heated he would end up in the hospital and my family has been through that shit too much. I don't want to fight in front of the kids.
Then at least put one of these in his car and bedroom https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Annoy-a-tron-2-0/dp/B002YE3YDU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
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