I live 5 miles from Pearl Harbor :(
Sounds perfectly safe:)
At least you won't have to sit out the war in some bunker, right?
When you hear the siren, just drive towards the harbor on the theory the Russians are most likely to miss.
The odds of survival are about the same either way.
It'll be the Chinks...and I hope the first missile lands on my house
BI mo' bettta. Stop being an Oahu fag. You can get 20 acres and huge house with some leftover for what houses cost on Oahu.
I know brah, but this is home...my situation is dope
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