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Summary of story: Lady Gaga has a dog walker, a White guy, walking her dogs. A pair of niggers shot him in the chest four times, and then stole her two dogs (I think they're little ankle biters). The shooting victim survived and is expected to live, but the niggers escape with the dogs. Here's an article: https://archive.is/czOyz Now let's think about this: can the niggers sell the dogs? Smoke/snort/inject and get high the dogs? Use the dogs to kill or intimidate someone? Can they fuck them? **These four questions are the prime motivators for niggers stealing shit. If they can't turn it into money, use it to get high, use it to hurt someone, or fuck it, they probably will not make much effort/risk in stealing it.** I certainly don't believe they'd murder someone in order to steal a pair of little dogs. That leaves the question: **WHY DID THE NIGGERS DO THIS?!** It's clearly targeted... and it reminds me of something. Pair of niggers assault a man, vanish, leaving a celebrity kike to kvetch about it, becoming a massive victim in the public eye... where did I hear this before- **OH YEAH IT WAS JUSSIE SMOLLETT.** What do you other Poalers think about this?

Summary of story: Lady Gaga has a dog walker, a White guy, walking her dogs. A pair of niggers shot him in the chest four times, and then stole her two dogs (I think they're little ankle biters). The shooting victim survived and is expected to live, but the niggers escape with the dogs. Here's an article: https://archive.is/czOyz

Now let's think about this: can the niggers sell the dogs? Smoke/snort/inject and get high the dogs? Use the dogs to kill or intimidate someone? Can they fuck them? These four questions are the prime motivators for niggers stealing shit. If they can't turn it into money, use it to get high, use it to hurt someone, or fuck it, they probably will not make much effort/risk in stealing it. I certainly don't believe they'd murder someone in order to steal a pair of little dogs.

That leaves the question: WHY DID THE NIGGERS DO THIS?! It's clearly targeted... and it reminds me of something. Pair of niggers assault a man, vanish, leaving a celebrity kike to kvetch about it, becoming a massive victim in the public eye... where did I hear this before- OH YEAH IT WAS JUSSIE SMOLLETT.

What do you other Poalers think about this?

Niggers just being niggers, no rational explanation for their theft of the dogs.
Lady Gaga hired a pair of Africans to steal her dogs in order to raise her relevance/victim status level.
The niggers are actually based, and hate Lady Gaga for some reason, so they picked the easiest way to get to her.
Some other reason- comment your theory.
Fuck You!

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Her walker knew too much?

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Seth Rich was never killed and was Lady Gaga's Dog Watcher. Trump set this up to communicate to us.

-- Q

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Where are these "q" posts made? I never knew it's like some type of Gossip Girl shit.

-Xoxo,

Q

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4chan was the major site. And it was "girl gossip / male soap opera" bullshit. So many thousands bought into it though, my extremely close friend included.

Everytime I saw him (old, we don't see each other much), I would ask, "You still believing that stupid Q shit?"

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I too assumed it was a hit. Dog ransom makes for hit payment.

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Those dogs are worth about $8k. Lots of dog napping videos out.

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Interesting. They're worth $8k each, or total?

Either way, it's not normal for niggers to do this kind of thing. They can steal your watch, and hang onto it for two weeks before they go pawn it or w/e.

Two pitbulls though? They need all the typical dog attention. They also need training, and they've also probably already imprinted on the dog walker (I won't even pretend for a second that Lady Gaga spends more than a day or two with them per month), and it's not like they can just be stuffed under the bed until the opportunity to sell comes up.

Think about the location where this took place. Upscale celebrity type town. I think it's the kind of area where a pair of thug niggers would really stand out. I don't believe this was spontaneous, I think they knew precisely which dog they were looking for.

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Pitbulls? They were French Bulldogs, friendly and cute. Very popular and easy to sell.

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I wouldn't rule it out. It's not about maintaining an animal like that, it's simply having it. They will have the pitbulls as a status symbol for a while, then discard the dogs when they no longer function to gather esteem for the nigger.

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These dogs are french bulldogs(they are little chubby dudes). Not pits.

I wouldn't put it past some nogs to steal bulldogs either. Just wanted to clarify.

https://youtu.be/JowI86FFQy4

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Dog comms. The story is not what you think.

There is symbolism and messaging behind the dogs.

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Makes me think about all of the news stories that have been published about biden and his dog in the past few months.

"He got out of the shower and started chasing his dog and then grabbed it by the tail and slipped and broke his ankle." Allegedly.

Does that sound logical or does that sound like some kind of cold war era secret activation code to you?

The lady wears a white dress in the summer breeze. The dog wags his tail. The old man is in the shower. Pet the dog. Pet the dog. Pet the dog.

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"He got out of the shower and started chasing his dog and then grabbed it by the tail and slipped and broke his ankle."

So he was naked and chasing his dogs around?

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That's the story theyre giving us.

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This is what they want you to think. The dogs are just ignorant pawns, often taking the fall. Cats are the masterminds pulling the strings.

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Qtard? No, I think satire. Can appreciate!

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It does sound like satire. Sadly, it isnt.

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It's all a Communist, Reprobate, Satanic blood drinking Jewish Tranny, deep state plot to take our guns. The Transforming Jew has been elevated and has high optics. All the normies will hear how guns bad & her missing dogs. "We must end gun violence now!"

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This thread has potential

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It just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. I've learned that these dogs are pure bred bulldogs, worth thousands of dollars...

But niggers stealing dogs? They must have had a (((buyer))) already, the buyer probably provided them the target. He probably said "Hello my fair African-American Nigerians, would you like to make $1,000? Go to this location around this time, and watch out for a fag walking a pair of bulldogs. Here's a photo of them. Bring me those dogs, I don't care how you do it. Here, have a pistol Tyrone."

Tyrone's like "Aww sheeeit, a whole thousand dollahs?! Dat be like... twice as much as a hundred dollahs! Jamarquavius, less' go get dis jew nigga dem dogs, yo. Sheeeeit, muh dick."

Then they try to hold up the White fag walking the dogs, he refuses to just hand over the dog even at gunpoint, so niggers did what niggers do- destroy, maim, kill. Shot the guy in the chest four times, grabbed the leashes and headed back to Mr. GoldbergShekelsteinMan's office, hand off the dogs and then go smoke $1000 worth of crack.

I just can't picture niggers taking purebred dogs that are only valuable when fit and unharmed, and being able to take care of them for a period of time before a buyer comes along. This isn't like stealing a wallet or a pair of shoes or a phone, it's a pair of living beings that shit, eat, piss, etc.. All you have to do is look at how male niggers handle their own children to know how they'd manage with dogs- not at all.

Niggers aren't very bright, they probably dog-napped them so they could ransom them back.

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Since she's into the occult I wouldn't be surprised if that has something to do with it.

Maybe the person stealing them is also into that?

Don't know.

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She probably ate them after drinking too much fucking children's blood and ingesting Killary's bearded clam at one of her little satanic rituals and just doesn't remember.

Sick bitch.

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$half a mill for the mutts. No questions asked. never mind the dog sitter the niggers shot 4 times!

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Who? The White boi? Oh, FUCK HIM!

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ah herd he cawl dem niggers!

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Dey wuz GOOD boys n sheeeeit, rescuin dem dawgs from da ebil Whitey!

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And that's what makes me think she just wanted the guy shot!

Did he see her kill a kid in a satanic ritual?

She has been very open that she sold her sole for fame. So this looks like a clean up hit job where she can openly pay out $500 k with no questions asked.

Why else would anyone pay that much for two little dogs. But many people would pay that much for a hit.

This story doesn't add up on face value.

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soul. and i disagree. It sounds like two nigger criminal masterminds and a tone deaf rich bitch

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Good way to GET RID of UNFASHIONABLE (so last week!) dogs right? When you're "elite". You know when you REALIZE they POOP and EAT and want COMPANY and ATTENTION and TIME and ENERGY and EFFORT on YOUR part.

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Haha, like most "celebrities", they aren't actually the ones who take care of their pets. They hire people to do so. Otherwise, it would've been Lady Gaga shot 4 times while walking her dogs.

Lady Gaga probably has spent a total of 50ish hours with those dogs in the entire time she's owned them. The dog walker is like their true owner.

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This is true. Last week I listened to Michael Savage on his podcast, beating his chest about how broken up he was over his dog Teddy, who is very old and sick. He mentioned in the course of his self-pity that he no longer keeps the dog in his house. He gave it to someone else to take care of it. What a fucking joke. He loves his dog so much, he won't even take care of it when it is sick. Fucking Jews.

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If you have a job that requires you to be away from home... always like "celebrities" always seem to have, you shouldn't have a dog. It's that simple.

It's not like they need the dog to guard their wife and kids in their gigantic mansion patrolled 24/7 by armed guards.

Most "celebrity dogs" probably love their walkers and vets and the tree they piss on more than they love their actual "owner", simply because they never see the fuckers.

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Here's a twist: Who cares? Get a life. Why even burn the energy discussing this? A crafted narrative, distraction, and drama over some artificially elevated no talent tramp.

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So the guy getting shot in the chest isn't worth elaborating at all in the article. Celebtards need to let you know:

  1. 500k is a kick in the bucket
  2. She's making a movie with Diddly Scott

Meanwhile dog walker dude is disposable as he is only a stupid White guy.

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