My co-workers: “So did you see the game yesterday?”
Or my favorite: “Let me show you how intelligent I am by telling you about this hollywood documentary I watched last night.”
Fucking yesterday, people telling me about Oprah interviewing Marckle and Harry or whatever the fuck their names are.
I.
Don't.
Give.
A.
Shit.
I have some real life problems to deal with, who has time to start adopting celebrities' problems? I can't even watch SciFi films anymore because they can't compete with reality which is already extremely disturbing and strange.
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