Another key feature of the ruination timeline was when NBC 'outbid' ABC. The thrill of victory and agony of defeat was subsumed by human interest back stories and molly coddled faggotry. Even the theme song devolved from the clarion trumpets of "Bugler's Dream" to the tired trite overwrought John Williams penned imminently forgettable waste of an orchestra, rosin and valve grease.