If I was stupid enough to be walking around where I could get eaten by a bear, then yes, I *would* be stupider than a bear. Birds can *literally fly.* All they have to do is not fly within jumping range of a cat and they’ll never get eaten. But they do it all the time. Because birds are fucking stupid. > Literally everything you’ve said I’ve disproven or logically dissected and destroyed Oh fuck you’re not only retarded, you’re completely delusional too. > All smart men despise cats Lmfao, I absolutely interpret this as “I’m smart and still a virgin and I like birds so smart men don’t like cats. One time a mean old cat peed on my Star Wars cards!”