I hope you understand that me smacking you wouldn't be... personal. It was sort of like... a reflex. As I read your joke, as it congealed in my brain, I found my hand subconsciously raised and readied to deliver a mild smack across the face. Perhaps I should work on this. But I get the feeling you know what I mean; after all, you picked up these jokes/humor from somewhere else.... ever smack anybody? I can't recall what it was, probably because I was so enraged, but a few years ago at my old job, some guy made one of the worst "grandpa/dad" jokes I'd ever heard. After my spine uncoiled from cringing so fucking hard, I began looking for the nearest window which I could toss this fucker out of. He walked off before I found a window, so luckily for him, the rage had passed by then. :)